Pony Play
By J.M. Snyder
I first met Sean when we were both freshmen
in college, eight years ago, but why we’re still friends is beyond
me. He’s everything I’m not—skinny, for starters, with a lingering
gawkiness that reminds me of Dungeons & Dragons. Maybe
his love of RPGs is part of the reason he joined a local bondage
group. I’m not into whips and chains and leather, God knows. I like
my s*x of the vanilla variety—no dress-up role-play for me.
Standing against the wall and taking it from behind are as kinky as
I want to get.
So it surprised me when Sean called me one
evening, all excited about a weekend affair his bondage group was
putting on. More surprising still, he wanted me to go, too. “I’m
not into that crap,” I told him. I almost felt offended that he’d
asked.
But he laughed and said, “How do you know,
Drew? You can’t say for certain until you’ve tried it.”
“Oh, hell no,” I replied. “The thought of
someone ordering me around to do degrading s**t like lick their
toes pisses me off. No way I’m doing that.”
Sean assured me, “It’s so not like that. See?
You’ve got the wrong idea about the whole thing. It’s not even a
slave weekend. It’s pony play. You’ll love it.”
“I’m not into horses,” I told him.
“You don’t have to be,” he insisted. “Pony
play is a form of S&M—”
“Stop right there,” I said. “That’s all I
need to hear to know I’m not interested.”
“Come on,” he begged. “Listen to me
before you say ‘No.’ Basically, all you do is dress up like a pony,
okay? That’s it.”
Skeptical, I asked, “And do what?”
“Whatever your master says.”
That’s the part I had a problem with. “Look,
Sean,” I began, “thanks for thinking of me, really, but I can think
of better things to spend my weekend doing than carrying some fat
lard-ass around on my hands and knees just because he has a riding
crop in his hand.”
Sean persisted. “Let me tell you, Drew, some
major studs are into pony play. Believe me. Guys who are into
cowboys and sports. Guys like you. And you know
there’s going to be s*x. There has to be.”
That got my attention. I didn’t have a steady
boyfriend, didn’t even know how to go about finding one, and
couldn’t clearly remember the last time I got laid. “You sure
there’ll be guys my type there?” I asked. Maybe I could at least
try it.
I heard the smug sound of victory in Sean’s
voice. “Oh, yeah. Jocks are totally into pony play, I’m telling
you.”
Part of me wondered if he meant to say
jockey instead, but I didn’t press it. “And it’s not totally
hetero? Because I’m not having some leather b***h boss me
around.”
“It’s everything,” Sean assured me. “Women
and men, straight, gay, lesbian, all types. These weekend deals
bring out everyone. So you’re going, right?”
I didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of
hearing me say yes, so I growled into the phone, “All I’m saying is
I better get some d**k out of this. You hear me?”
Sean promised, “You will.”