Greatest illusion of the century! Apparently see bones thru skin, see thru clothes, etc. Amaze and embarrass everyone!Regular size glasses with built-in optical illusion.X-RAY VISION SPECS...$1.85 per Pair.He folds the page back, shows it to his mom.
“Those are just for novelty, honey,” she says. “They’re just regular sunglasses. They won’t actually allow you to see through things.”
“Oh, I know,” he says.
He quickly adds: “They might help me to focus on things, though.”
His mother throws back her head, laughs. “Wayne, your eyes are fine. You don’t need X-ray glasses.”
He glances behind them, half expecting Sheldon’s face pressed against the glass, mewing at him. But he can’t see Sheldon’s head at all, only his bellbottoms and his high-tops, crossed at the ankles.
As they accelerate o
