“I’m glad you followed our instructions and left just a little bit of stubble for the last couple of mornings. The light follows the hair shaft down to the follicle and destroys it. It takes a few sessions, but after five of six times you’ll be ‘as bare as a baby’s bottom’ as the saying goes. There’s no pain to this procedure, but you may have a type of sunburn for a couple of days. Use a good after-sun lotion when you get home, but don’t apply any on the day you return.”
Then she started in doing my facial whiskers, before working a definite pattern down my chest and then my underarms. She continued and never really stopped talking. Then she got to the main question, “Why does your wife want you hairless?”
I knew that would come up and decided that I would tell her the truth.
“Well, my
