MAXWELL
New day, new me.....well that's bullshit. I am the same old me as I was for the past 18 years. I am really wanting to date again but who knows what asshole I will get because that seems like the theme.
PING!! PING!!
Riley: hey turtle What's up??
Me: the sky and my dick
Riley: really?!?!
Me: nahh!!! you really think my d**k will get up for you
Riley: okay okay
Me: btw what ya texting me for??
Riley: what? I can't text my friend to know about his health.
And now I am rolling my eyes.
Riley: okay did u hear abt that really hot and handsome guy who is coming to our school??
Me: and why would I care abt that??
Riley: because he is hot as s**t and he is maybe gay. You have to tell me if you sense anything on your gaydar
Me: a gaydar???
Riley: yeah tell me if he is gay or n
