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I’ve been employed at Interministerial Affairs for twenty-one years and three summers. Not only did I work there between my first and second year of university, I also worked there between my second and third year, and between my third and fourth year. Everything I learned from Ted turned out to be true and I still abide by his, and not Filderman’s, rules—with the exception of having s*x with Gayle Brandes, who is in fact my cousin, one of Lou Brandes’ three unmarried daughters, which was just enough of a deterrent for both of us (mostly for her).
The one file assigned to me my first summer required three file folders to hold all its correspondences and photocopies, and was still awaiting four legal opinions, when I returned to school. When I handed it back to Ted on my last day of
