9 “Now you see, this one has the ISOFIX, the adjustable headrest . . . and, because safety is paramount . . . side-impact protection, too.” The young guy in the purple store t-shirt points out the features of the second, more expensive booster seat. “Plus, should the young lady get thirsty—ta-da, cup holder.” I stand in the aisle of the hardware superstore with Ji-min clinging onto my hand, Mr Moo clutched to her chest. “Mind if I try it out?” I ask. The store assistant looks up at me. “Uh, I don’t think you'll fit— “ “Not me, you numpty,” I say. “Oh yeah, right,” the assistant says. I break Ji-min’s grip, grab the show model seat off its shelf and set it down in the middle of the aisle. Picking her up, I place her in the chair. And strap the twin belts over her shoulders. I clip ‘