I lost a good chance to maybe finally lose my virginity last night! Is there any 22-year-old virgin? I left with Emeli last night, I don't know who drove but it wasn't me.
" Knock! Knock ! ". There's my virginity knocking, probably to remind me that it's still there, b***h I know, no need for your reminder.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
It sounds like someone is knocking on the window, but how? My bedroom is like 4 stories up, maybe it's Superman or Wonder Woman.
Knock! Knock!
" Who is it? ". Someone asked next to me, it sounds like Emeli, ohh we slept together last night.
" Open the window ! ". A woman called out.
" Wonder Woman! ". I almost screamed while opening my eyes, ohhh f**k! , I couldn’t move. My whole body was aching, Emeli was on top of me, and we were still in her car.
I looked
