Chapter 1: A Cup of SugarThe chilly autumn wind made David shiver. Sometimes he wished he wasn’t living in Scandinavia, especially when he got sprayed with icy water in the middle of the night. Never before had one of his lovers struggled when it was time to get washed. Okay, maybe when they were new, but Chris had been with him a long time. If there was one thing David couldn’t stand, it was the stench that came with them, the lovers. It was the downside of having them. Why do they have to be so smelly? He took care of them, tended to their needs, and he was good at what he did. He was the one who got them back on track after they’d lost their way in life. Without him, they would continue their miserable existences, turning uglier each day, stuffing themselves until they looked like ove