RAYMOND “Raaaaaymond!” I jerked awake and was completely disorientated for moment, I tried to roll over, still thinking I was at home on my bed, and immediately found myself face down on a hard wooden floor. I groaned and kicked myself free of the sheet that had tangled around my legs. I rolled over and stared around at the room that was still strange to me. I was all ready to roll over and go back to sleep when there was a clatter on the stairs. A moment later a black goat head leaned over me and breathed right in my face. He opened his mouth and bleated at me. “What the hell, Lewey!” I jumped to my feet and sprang away from the goat. He showed me the top of his head as if to threaten me with the two little bumps that would one day become his horns. “How did you get up t