I started a new job in an office as soon as I graduated from college. It wasn’t the dream job that I had planned as an ad executive, but it was entry level in my field. I stood outside the massive doors of Fiorello & Cimini and took a deep breath. I figured that at least something had to go right based on the names of the owners of the agency. At least maybe I could catch a glimpse of an Italian Stallion in the hallway. It was going to be tough working with a bunch of hot young guys because I was still in my s****l prime. I thought about s*x like four hundred times an hour. I would be driving down the street and see a guy jogging, for example. The next thing I knew, a boner would be trying to pierce my pants as I thought about spearing the guy with my d**k. I only had six inches,