MorganI would like to tell you that the morning after wasn"t awkward.
I would like to tell you that we all behaved like adults and everyone lived happily ever after...
The truth is far more twisted, however.
Isla and I awoke that morning to the sounds of grunting from across the hall. It had taken me a minute to place the sounds, mostly because I was half-asleep and no one"s ever used my guest room quite so vigorously before. Isla, being smarter than me, realized instantly and her entire body had gone stiff in my arms.
Then I heard the bedsprings creaking, and ...
Oh my God.
Oh my God.Realization dawned.
Our parents were f*****g in the room across the hall.
I could have lived my entire life and died happy not knowing that my dad liked to start the day with some energetic morning s
