LOVES NOT IN HER DICTIONARY

s*x DEPRIVED.

After trekking for a while, he happened to reach his desired flight point, a secluded spot with a huge old tree with lots of leaves that served as a shared for simple passer by's. Tiny stripes hanging from branches like cooked noodles and a stone of unusual chipping on the opposite side. This tree was not as simple as it looked. It was the door way to many a locations but to the normal person, it had nothing more to it than being a humongous age old tree standing in the middle of no where; any one would pay attention to except the spiritually endowed such as Togui Dagadu. With no single soul in sight, he decided it was time to exit. He rounded the back then sat comfortably on the unusual stone with his back to the tree as if to relax, placing his animal hide bag on his lap then flipped a coin over his head only to vanish into thin air.

Jennifer went about her day to day activities apart from going in to work with the anxiety drenched nurse maintaining her displeasure. Never the less, she executed her role perfectly to the later. The in house nurse persistently advised professionally against her movement to a ail in wait of the arrival of Dr. Asare.

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On the other side of the world, old soldier was trying to get in touch with Mansa's man Asamoah, to work out the details of the shipment of the shopping he did for Jennifer and their unborn child.

Riing!Riing!, Riing! Riing! "Hello! came Asamoah after he picked the call with the knowledge of the caller.

"Eiigh! Onioa Nia!" ↔️ "Eiigh! Brother! And you forget me like that?" Questioned old soldier tauntingly from his side.

"But you! Why I no go forget you? When you and your wife kidnap my woman. Blocking the path to my under canoe."Asamoah complained bitterly in a playful way.

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Old soldier lets out a teasing laugh. "Ooh! Chale! (a terminology for friends) ï no easy oh! Now worry, we go return am after she finish her purpose and you pay the ransom, lols!" he robbed it in.

"You wicked ooh! She go job? (She will work) Then a go ge moni say I dey pay exchange fee!" (And after that, I will again give you money for p*****t as exchange fee!)" He asked incredibly letting out a rib cracking snigger. "Aboa! You hear am before?"↔️"Animal! Have you heard that before?" He asked jovially. "You be twisted kidnaper paa!"↔️"You are an extreme twisted kidnaper." He puts it to him straight unable to contain his happy sound.

"You! No worry, we go arrange something reasonable so say you go get your woman back pe! pe! pe!.(You! Don't worry, we will arrange something reasonable so you can have your woman back in one piece.)" Old soldier assures him as they maintained their amusing banter.

"Soldier! You sure? This na serious matter I dey blow you. As your wife camp my woman so my waist make stiff like 'Achi kuli kuli.' "He states his pressing stress. Asamoah meant as Mansa went to accompany Jennifer, She had not been able to come to him for them to have fun with adult wrestling. Further making comparison between his rigid waist joints due to lack of s****l activity, to that of a local Voltarians treat made out of corn flour, Which was hard in nature like dried sticks.

"Oh! How?" He demands in mock sympathy. "You sure?" old soldier intentionally taunts giggling.

"I say ... Heerh! Hhmm! I swear la! I tey wen I go road. No movement at all for the mid section ooh! Man. All the muscle for the conjunction region tense up. Even the condensed milk self!" he exclaimed. "I no, no how I go talk am. I sure say ï solidify so as we dey talk am." Asamoah says making the two of the military men burst with hefty cackles. He progress in his allusion of his s*x deprived state jokingly to his friend. Even though he was dealing with it playfully? Old soldier understood exactly what he was saying and responded in the same naughty coded mode of discussion but with meaningful solution. Only after he had teased him. However, the problem was not caused by Mansa's temporal lodge in with Jenn but her evil desires. If only Asamoah knew his woman had it in currently for his friend? His woe may yet be reduced not without bitterness anyways.

"Chale! The situation is serious paa! ooh! And it calls for an immediate rescue mission before your children dry up and transform to powder." He said breaking into a roar of laughter. He agrees to the severity of his friends condition, suggest they find a solution then mocks the hell out of him. These sort of communication is nothing short of being a part of their skills. It is as if the second training they under go after the main military training. Even the most painful moments are turned into fun times to be bearable. It's like a life survival hack! It is no wonder in a lot of scenes in combat movies, two soldiers be hit beyound saving on battle fields but still manage to chant songs that boost their moral till their last breath. Adding to the allure of the profession of sacrifice.

"Forking!" Asamoah thundered back thickly bemused. "ï be swear, you dey swear for me or help you wan give me? I dey find shabo answers, you dey prophesy. Massa comot for there!" ↔️ "Forking! Asamoah thundered back thickly bemused. "Are you trying to curse me or render help to me? I am in need of instant answers, you are prophesying. Her out! My friend." He dismiss Ed his friend.

"Aah! What you figure say I dey do? No be solution we dey find so? But ï no mean say make I no blow you throw na. But still we for short this thing out first." ↔️ "Aah! What do you think I am doing? Is it not solution we looking for? However, that doesn't mean I should conceal the truth from you. All the same were need to salvage the situation first." Old soldier retorts with seriousness.

"Sharp! Kraa ... oooh! chale!" ↔️ " We need to make haste with it. Congestion in my balls be making me walk like I get hernia." Asamoah jests whiles gingering old Soldier to hurry if up with the solutions to get his woman to him. She was only supposed to go help Jenn in her recovery not to go marry her. Even with that said she could still spare him some time. Which was considerable than completely neglecting him.

Old Soldier was already feeling the strain on his ribs cages from the free stand up comedy his friend was engrossed in sarcastically. Yet he was all in for the good laugh of his life! Besides, he needed it to distract himself. He would surely provide an antidote to Asamoah's poison but not without having any fun. Truthfully speaking, he was no different than him. They were in the same boat except his friend's answer was right beside him but out of reach somehow. Whereas, his was thousands of miles away.

"What could be more interesting than reigning on a man in s****l inactivitys strive parade." he thought devilishly. "But you! The girls them sugar daddy ankasa paa! (Himself) And you suffering congi. (congestion) like that? What happened to your stress relieve center's?" Old Soldier asked teasingly adding field to the fire.

"Forget all those bimbos. Chale! I sakra .. ooh! I dog all them things for my number one! woman .. ooh! Mansa. Before, she dey do me like this with you guys mboa." ↔️ "Forget all those side chicks. I have reformed my friend. I dropped all that stuff for my number one woman, Mansa. And yet see how she treats me, thanks to you guys." He tell his friend of his rehab, then points an accusing finger at him and his fiancée for aiding and abetting his woman.

"No worry, I go talk plus ma wife Moro see how we go take get you release! Na! my guy don suffer! I feel your pain brother!" ↔️ "Don't worry, I will talk to my wife tomorrow, so we see how to get you under the sheets." He exclaimed mockingly. "I feel your pain brother !" He assure resolutely in mock concern.

"Sure! Appreciate chale! (Bro). You know I would even do more than this for you if our position be reversed." He said gratefully, just for old soldier to roast him dry.

"Yeah! Yeah! I know. Thanks! No thanks! Fortunately, I know how to get my own preferred food and how to eat it to my satisfaction too. However, I don't think I can say that for though." He said going berserk in amusement on the other side of the phone.

Asamoah incredulously counteracted."Oh! My God! You ungrateful soul. Did you just call me incapable? God have mercy on my generous ungrateful soul!" He uttered dramatically. " Oh! Hell no man! I can't leave it at 1-0, I must equalize. You are my block c**k literally! For f*****g sake! You put me here in the first place remember? I lent my woman to you and your wife to be! Sia! ↔️ Stupid. Doing good does not suit me at all." He laughs

"Instead of thinking about situation al reverse? Don't you think, you should refresh your memory on what reverse cow girl or boy is rather? Considering the period in which you have been in sanctions, you might experience memory lapse. Remember I am not in town to get you emergency kit. You pitiful thing." Old Soldier robbed salt in his cut so deep. He was having so much fun on Asamoah's account.

"See who is talking? The kettle calling the pot peach black!" He defend back. "At least mine will be memory lapse which is reversible. Yours will be complete memory lose! i***t!" He concludes with the two men at it with another round of destructive laughter. They were truly comrades in thick and thin.

"That was just by the way. How are you doing my friend?" Old soldier inquired on a more serious note.

"Well! Apart from Mansa dodging me? I doing great, with all the daily drills? We can't complain. How about you and you side?"

"Man must keep fit always anyways! By grace, I am surviving you know. Don't take your woman's situation too hard. You aware what happened. Sorry for putting you in a tight spot anyways. But I will talk to Jennifer to see if you can have your woman back sooner than later.

"We thank God for life. You need not apologize; what are brothers for? Any day and time dude." He comments understandingly. "However, this their sisterhood can be a pain in the ass sometimes! I must point out, i swear! But how man for do? ↔️ Do we have a choice?. All this muscled up body, most notably feared by men, yet we would cover with just a word from them. I can't help but to wonder, if they really know the power they possess or they just feign ignorance. Are .. well! Let me not add up to your service bill with my garrulousness. What's up? What's up? What's up?" Asamoah probed .

"Their closeness is suspiciously scary sometimes but you could see it is a solid sisterhood. I just hope they maintain it too the end. you know women with their ways. Today they are tight, tomorrow their wide apart. Before long then it becomes a nasty mess. I truthfully don't want to end up a judge between them nor do I want to be left the choice of choosing either not talking to you or losing my fiancée. That was just by the sides. Well! Nothing much bro, Just survival things."

"I wouldn't want me to also be in their middle at all, you know." More of an answer than question Asamoah adds. "Mansa can be dreadful my guy .. no jokes. Now Jennifer has graduated from being my woman's friend to a sister in law. it would be suicidal bra!"