I felt oddly offended. “Why not?” “Because you have a p***s. At least I assume you do. And I haven’t forgiven your kind for all the wrongs they’ve caused.” I couldn’t help but c***k a smile. “Good. You’re not my type either.” She batted her eyelashes. “Not into hot girls who are batshit crazy?” I grinned. “Definitely not.” “Perfect. Then let’s go.” She flashed a gloating smile and walked toward the door. I stepped aside for her to exit first, but she stopped in front of me. “If you want to go to Wendy’s, I’ll treat.” “Keep walking, wiseass.” • • • “So what brought you to New York after you finished school down south?” I asked after the waiter brought our drinks. Evie shrugged. “My ex-fiancé—well, sort of. Christian and I met when we were both students at Emory. I applied for m