"I read minds," the little old lady said. "That's right, Doctor.
That's what makes me a telepath."
Malone's brain was whirling rapidly, like a distant galaxy.
Telepath was a nice word, he thought. How do you telepath from a
road?
Simple.
The road is paved.
Malone thought that was pretty funny, but he didn't laugh. He
thought he would never laugh again. He wanted to cry, a little, but
he didn't think he'd be able to manage that either.
He twisted his hat, but it didn't make him feel any better.
Gradually, he became aware that the little old lady was talking to
Dr. Harman again.
"But," she said, "since it will make you feel so much better,
Doctor, we give you our Royal permission to retire, and to speak to
Mr. Malone alone."
"Malone alone," Dr. Harman muttered. "Hmm. My. Well." He turned
and seemed to be surprised that Malone was actually standing near
him. "Yes," he said. "Well. Mr. Alone—Mr. Malone—please, whoever
you are, just come into my office, please?"
Malone looked at the little old lady. One of her eyes closed and
opened. It was an unmistakable wink.
Malone grinned at her in what he hoped was a cheerful manner.
"All right," he said to the psychiatrist, "let's go." He turned
with the barest trace of regret, and Boyd followed him.
Leaving the little old lady and, unfortunately, the startling
Miss Wilson, behind, the procession filed back into Dr. Harman's
office.
The doctor closed the door, and leaned against it for a second.
He looked as though someone had suddenly revealed to him that the
world was square. But when he spoke his voice was almost even.
"Sit down, gentlemen," he said, and indicated chairs. "I
really—well, I don't know what to say. All this time, all these
years, she's been reading my mind! My mind. She's been
reading … looking right into my mind, or whatever it is."
"Whatever what is?" Malone asked, sincerely interested. He had
dropped gratefully into a chair near Boyd's, across the desk from
Dr. Harman.
"Whatever my mind is," Dr. Harmon said. "Reading it.
Oh, my."
"Dr. Harman," Malone began, but the psychiatrist gave him a
bright blank stare.
"Don't you understand?" he said. "She's a telepath."
"We—"
The phone on Dr. Harman's desk chimed gently. He glanced at it
and said: "Excuse me. The phone." He picked up the receiver and
said: "Hello?"
There was no image on the screen.
But the voice was image enough. "This is Andrew J. Burris," it
said. "Is Kenneth J. Malone there?"
"Mr. Malone?" the psychiatrist said. "I mean, Mr. Burris? Mr.
Malone is here. Yes. Oh, my. Do you want to talk to him?"
"No, you i***t," the voice said. "I just want to know if he's
all tucked in."
"Tucked in?" Dr. Harman gave the phone a sudden smile. "A joke,"
he said. "It is a joke, isn't it? The way things have been
happening, you never know whether—"
"A joke," Burris' voice said. "That's right. Yes. Am I talking
to one of the patients?"
Dr. Harman gulped, got mad, and thought better of it. At last he
said, very gently; "I'm not at all sure," and handed the phone to
Malone.
The FBI agent said: "Hello, Chief. Things are a little
confused."
Burris' face appeared on the screen. "Confused, sure," he said.
"I feel confused already." He took a breath. "I called the San
Francisco office, and they told me you and Boyd were out there.
What's going on?"
Malone said cautiously: "We've found a telepath."
Burris' eyes widened slightly. "Another one?"
"What are you talking about, another one?" Malone said. "We have
one. Does anybody else have any more?"
"Well," Burris said, "we just got a report on another one—maybe.
Besides yours, I mean."
"I hope the one you've got is in better shape than the one I've
got," Malone said. He took a deep breath, and then spat it all out
at once: "The one we've found is a little old lady. She thinks
she's Queen Elizabeth I. She's a telepath, sure, but she's
nuts."
"Queen Elizabeth?" Burris said. "Of England?"
"That's right," Malone said. He held his breath.
"Damn it," Burris exploded, "they've already got one!"
Malone sighed. "This is another one," he said. "Or, rather, the
original one. She also claims she's immortal."
"Lives forever?" Burris said. "You mean like that?"
"Immortal," Malone said. "Right."
Burris nodded. Then he looked worried. "Tell me, Malone," he
said. "She isn't, is she?"
"Isn't immortal, you mean?" Malone said. Burris nodded. Malone
said confidently: "Of course not."
There was a little pause. Malone thought things over.
Hell, maybe she was immortal. Stranger things had happened,
hadn't they?
He looked over at Dr. Harman. "How about that?" he said. "Could
she be immortal?"
The psychiatrist shook his head decisively. "She's been here for
over forty years, Mr. Malone, ever since her late teens. Her
records show all that, and her birth certificate is in perfect
order. Not a chance."
Malone sighed and turned back to the phone. "Of course she isn't
immortal, Chief," he said. "She couldn't be. Nobody is. Just a
nut."
"I was afraid of that," Burris said. "Afraid?" Malone said.
Burris nodded. "We've got another one, or anyhow we think we
have," he said. "If he checks out, that is. Right here in
Washington."
"Not at—Rice Pavilion?" Malone asked.
"No," Burris said absently. "St. Elizabeths."
Malone sighed. "Another nut?"
"Strait-jacket case," Burris said. "Delusions of persecution,
they tell me, and paranoia, and a whole lot of other things that
sound nasty as hell. I can't pronounce any of them, and that's
always a bad sign."
"Can he talk?" Malone said.
"Who knows?" Burris told him, and shrugged. "I'm sending him on
out to Yucca Flats anyhow, under guard. You might find a use for
him."
"Oh, sure," Malone said. "We can use him as a horrible example.
Suppose he can't talk, or do anything? Suppose he turns violent?
Suppose—"
"We can't afford to overlook a thing," Burris said, looking
stern.
Once again, Malone sighed deeply. "I know," he said. "But all
the same—"
"Don't worry about a thing, Malone," Burris said with a palpably
false air of confidence. "Everything is going to be perfectly all
right." He looked like a man trying very hard to sell the Brooklyn
Bridge to a born New Yorker. "You get this Queen Elizabeth of yours
out of there and take her to Yucca Flats, too," he added.
Malone considered the possibilities that were opening up. Maybe,
after all, they were going to find more telepaths. And maybe all
the telepaths would be nuts. When he thought about it, that didn't
seem at all unlikely. He imagined himself with a talent nobody
would believe he had.
A thing like that, he told himself glumly, could drive you buggy
in short order—and then where were you?
In a loony bin, that's where you were.
Or, possibly, in Yucca Flats. Malone pictured the scene: there
they would be, just one big happy family. Kenneth J. Malone, and a
convention of bats straight out of the nation's foremost loony
bins.
Fun!
Malone began to wonder why he had gone into FBI work in the
first place.
"Listen, Chief," he said. "I—"
"Sure, I understand," Burris said quickly. "She's batty. And
this new one is batty, too. But what else can we do? Malone, don't
do anything you'll regret."
"Regret?" Malone said. "Like what?"
"I mean, don't resign."
"Chief, how did you know—you're not telepathic too, are
you?"
"Of course not," Burris said. "But that's what I'd do in your
place."
"Well—"
"Remember, Malone," Burris said. His face took on a stern,
stuffed expression. "Do not ask what your country can do for you,"
he quoted the youngest living ex-President. "Ask rather what you
can do for your country."
"Sure," Malone said sadly.
"Well, it's true, isn't it?" Burris asked.
"What if it is?" Malone said. "It's still terrible. Everything
is terrible. Look at the situation."
"I am looking," Burris said. "And it's another New Frontier.
Just like it was when President Kennedy first said those
words."
"A New Frontier inhabited entirely by maniacs," Malone said.
"Perfectly wonderful. What a way to run a world."
"That," Burris said, "is the way the ball bounces. Or whatever
you're supposed to say. Malone, don't think you haven't got my
sympathy. You have. I know how hard the job is you're doing."
"You couldn't," Malone told him bitterly.
"Well, anyhow," Burris went on, "don't resign. Stay on the job.
Don't give it up, Malone. Don't desert the ship. I want you to
promise me you won't do it."
"Look, chief," Malone said. "These nuts—"
"Malone, you've done a wonderful job so far," Burris said.
"You'll get a raise and a better job when all this is over. Who
else would have thought of looking in the twitch-bins for
telepaths? But you did, Malone, and I'm proud of you, and you're
stuck with it. We've got to use them now. We have to find that
spy!" He took a breath. "On to Yucca Flats!" he said.
Malone gave up. "Yes, sir," he said. "Anything else?"
"Not right now," Burris said. "If there is, I'll let you
know."
Malone hung up unhappily as the image vanished. He looked across
at Dr. Harman. "Well," he said, "that's that. What do I have to do
to get a release for Miss Thompson?"
Harman stared at him. "But, Mr. Malone," he said, "that just
isn't possible. Really. Miss Thompson is a ward of the state, and
we couldn't possibly allow her release without a court order."
Malone thought that over. "Okay," he said at last. "I can see
that." He turned to Boyd. "Here's a job for you, Tom," he said.
"Get one of the judges on the phone. You'll know which one will do
us the most good, fastest."
"Mmm," Boyd said. "Say Judge Dunning," he said. "Good man. Fast
worker."
"I don't care who," Malone said. "Just get going, and get us a
release for Miss Thompson." He turned back to the doctor. "By the
way," he said. "Has she got any other name? Besides Elizabeth
Tudor, I mean," he added hurriedly.
"Her full name," Dr. Harman said, "is Rose Walker Thompson. She
is not Queen Elizabeth I, II or XXVIII, and she is not
immortal."
"But she is," Malone pointed out, "a telepath. And that's why I
want her."
"She may," Dr. Harman said, "be a telepath." It was obvious that
he had partly managed to forget the disturbing incidents that had
happened a few minutes before. "I don't even want to discuss that
part of it."
"Okay, never mind it," Malone said agreeably. "Tom, get us a
court order for Rose Walker Thompson. Effective yesterday—day
before, if possible."
Boyd nodded, but before he could get to the phone Dr. Harman
spoke again.
"Now, wait a moment, gentlemen," he said. "Court order or no
court order, Miss Thompson is definitely not a well woman, and I
can't see my way clear to—"
"I'm not well myself," Malone said. "I need sleep and I probably
have a cold. But I've got to work for the national security,
and—"
"This is important," Boyd put in.
"I don't dispute that," Dr. Harman said. "Nevertheless, I—"
The door that led into the other room burst suddenly open. The
three men turned to stare at Miss Wilson, who stood in the doorway
for a long second and then stepped into the office, closing the
door quietly behind her.
"I'm sorry to interrupt," she said.
"Not at all," Malone said. "It's a pleasure to have you. Come
again soon." He smiled at her.
She didn't smile back. "Doctor," she said, "you'd really better
talk to Miss Thompson. I'm not at all sure what I can do. It's
something new."
"New?" he said. The worry lines on his face were increasing, but
he spoke softly.