Judge, Jury and Jailor
I’ve got a shameful secret. I’m an incorrigible date-rapist.
I just can’t help myself. I can’t get s****l with a woman unless she’s absolutely passive, completely unable to intimidate me. And so I drug them, and then spend hours marveling over their exquisite naked bodies; fondling, squeezing, suckling and tit-f*****g their delightful, delectable breasts before finally raping their helpless, wonderfully un-judgmental selves in every manner imaginable. Luckily for them I could never, ever kill anyone. Unluckily for me however this ethos has allowed my description to be reported numerous times, and the physical evidence I leave behind has allowed the authorities to identify me. All I can do to avoid prison is to move around a lot, and hope they never catch up with me
