The Incredible Hulga
It’s like the stars have finally aligned!
After three long years of hopelessly lusting after my monumental boss, we’ve suddenly been sent together to attend a meaningless business conference. Better yet, we’ve even been given connecting hotel rooms! Finally I get my chance to really hit upon the woman of my dreams!
Okay, I guess I must now reluctantly admit to my so-far s****l uselessness. I am unfortunately a ridiculously wimpy little s**t. At a skinny five foot-one and a hundred and five pounds I am absolutely tiny; so tiny that no woman yet has ever deigned to look once at me, much less twice, or (quit kidding me) consider riding my obviously unworthy body. They all scoff at me contemptuously.
Terrible, I know. And yet somehow this universal derision has inspire
