17 PAIGE “What if they think it was me? What if the police think I had something to do with it?” “Relax. They won’t.” How could Fletcher stay so calm? There was a body in my freaking yard! “But I own the property.” “And you’ve only lived there for three months. I may not be a leading expert on human decomposition, but that body’s been in the septic tank for longer than that.” Just when I thought this already hellish year in Scotland couldn’t get any worse, the devil rolled the dice again. One step forward, two steps back, another step forward…and he pushed me down a flight of stairs. I realised that in the grand scheme of things, I shouldn’t be too upset that the police would have to dismantle the septic tank, but I’d so been looking forward to having actual plumbing, and… Guilt wa