At least those weights have finally stopped swinging, if only momentarily. Unfortunately both these and the only comparatively less painful ones pinched onto my n*****s and p***s tip are always sent dancing madly about again by each unpredictable shock to strike my man-thing. No matter how I try to steel myself against the inevitability of that sudden excruciating and prolonged jolt of electricity it never fails to make me jerk convulsively and then shudder like an epileptic for the duration of its assault. In my past life these shocks only came in response to particularly grievous infractions, and usually only in isolated instances. Such searing punishment has always been enough to cause me to mend the error of my ways immediately – and to go to any lengths necessary to avoid a repeat.