Chapter 7
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Austin
“Austin! We need to talk!” Kevin said as he burst into my office.
“And on that note, I am going back to my desk.” Kelly said as she turned and left the room, closing the door behind her.
Kevin turned to me and yelled, “That f*****g s**t pumpkin spice lube caused me and my date to go to urgent care last night.”
“Well, good morning to you too, so you had a hot date it sounds like.” I smiled at Kevin.
“Oh it was hot all right, my date’s crotch was burning and she said it felt like it was on fire. My d**k swelled up and I thought it was going to burst! It hurt so damn bad.” Kevin said.
“Wow, didn’t know you were into some kinky stuff.” I said to Kevin.
“f**k you Austin, that shitty lube is d**k poison.” He said to me.
“Well, you didn’t have to use it, I had no plans on partnering with that chick.” I told him.
“You…” Kevin just glared at me.
There a knock on my door and my brother Adam walked in.
“Kelly called me and said my best friend was about to murder my brother. What did you do now Austin?” Adam asked.
“He caused my d**k to almost explode.” Kevin yelled.
Adam looked at him and then back to me and shook his head and said “Do I really need to know why his d**k was going to explode?”
“He is the one that wanted pumpkin spice.” I answered.
“You like that perfumy s**t the girls drink?” Adam asked Kevin.
“f**k no! It was lube!” Kevin yelled.
“It’s not even 9 am and I have a headache already. What kind of fetish are you two doing and what the hell does it have to do with pumpkin spice and lube?” Adam asked.
“Potential new account that is an organic natural lube company. Kevin was testing out the product and chose the pumpkin spice one apparently.” I answered Adam.
“Oh, that clears everything up.” Adam said as he sat down in a chair. Then he said, “you seriously trusted Austin to test out a pumpkin spice lube? Your d**k deserved to explode then.”
“Oh f**k you guys. The damn urgent care said that whatever that b***h is using in that damn lube isn’t cosmetic grade. She burned my d**k and I can’t do anything for a week. Plus, I probably will never see Cherish again, not after giving her an inflamed cooch!” Kevin said.
“Inflamed cooch, that would make a great band name.” I said to Adam.
“Yeah it would, they could open for the Swelled Dicks.” Adam said.
“Oh, now that would be a show I go see, the inflamed cooch with swelled d***s. I bet it would be a sell out.” I said.
“f**k you guys.” Kevin spat out.
“So since I got both of you here, I might as well tell you both now, you are going to be uncles again. Keira is pregnant.” Adam said.
“Damn baby brother, you two must be rabbits. Lizzy is only 5 months old? Congratulations.” I said to Adam.
“Wow, I ah, um congrats man.” Kevin said to Adam.
“Yeah, I’m in shock. I wasn’t expecting this to happen.” Adam said.
“Well, you know how babies are made, or do you need mom and dad to give you that talk again, might be a waste of time since you got Lizzy and another one now on the way.” I said to Adam.
Adam rolled his eyes at me and said, “So I’m guessing you are not going to purchase this lube company. So since Kevin was technically injured doing work duties, he qualifies for workman’s compensation.”
“I’m not filing a workman's comp form for my dick.” Kevin grumbled.
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Kelly
I could hear the guys yelling. I could not help but laugh at the context I was hearing. Oh poor Kevin, Austin can really get him into some predicaments sometimes.
What in the world did Tonja do to my stuff? She must have really thought he was going to ask her to be a permanent replacement for me.
My files are so messed up, I have no idea what possessed her to rearrange my files. I’m going to have to stay after work just to clean up the files.
*
Austin left hours ago, and most of the building had gone home. I was still playing with the files. I realised Tonja mixed up files with other files besides rearranging them.
If I had to guess, I think Tonja was sabotaging me so Austin would fire me. Like that would happen. Austin needs me.
The place was quiet as I was playing with the files. I was in the middle of putting papers into a file folder when I heard a noise.
At first, I thought maybe it was maybe the heating system here, but then it sounded like someone walking.
I seen enough horror movies to know, do not investigate the walking, you will get killed if you do. I just need to stay right here.
Besides, it might be the cleaning people. That’s what has to be. I thought to myself.
“Kelly? What are you doing here?” I heard Austin’s voice.
I turned around and saw his clothes were dishevelled and his eyes were bloodshot. Austin’s been drinking.
I went up to him and could smell the alcohol, confirming I was right.
“Fixing Tonja’s mess with the files, why are you here Austin?” I said to him.
“Felt bad for Kevin for exploding his d**k. So I went out for drinks. Plus did you know we're both going to be an uncle again?”
“I heard that. Did you drive?” I asked him.
“Nope! I walked. We only went to that bar across the way. Kevin Ubered home. I came here to sleep it off before going home.” Austin said.
“Come on, let’s get you onto the couch.” I said to him.
“You always know what I need Kells.” He said to me.
“Yeah, yeah. Come on buster.” I said to him.
I got Austin into his office and over to the couch.
“Ok, give me your suit jacket.” I told him.
“Ah, trying to get me naked?” Austin laughed.
“I’m not sleeping with my boss, so no.” I told him.
“If I wasn’t your boss, would you?” Austin asked me.
I know he is drunk and has no idea what he is saying right now. But I admit, I have always been attracted to Austin since we were in school together.
As quickly as that image of me and Austin came into my head I quickly put it out of my head as well. I can't be with him. He is my boss.
“That my dear you will never know, since you have no plans of firing me. So you will always be my boss.” I told him.
I got his jacket and Austin laid down on the couch.
“I wish I wasn’t your boss.” He mumbled before his eyes drifted closed. I heard his soft snores.
Wait a minute, did he just say he wishes he wasn’t my boss?
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