Fangs for the Memories

I Drink to Forget, but I Always Remember

                                                            Classic Bloody Mary: Vampire Edition

Ingredients:

One teaspoon of sea salt

A cup of ice cubes

One (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger vodka

3/4 cup spicy tomato-vegetable juice

3/4 cup of mammalian blood

Two dashes of Worchestershire sauce

One dash of hot pepper sauce

Salt and pepper to taste

One stalk celery 

Directions:

First, salt the rim of a tall glass, and then fill the glass with ice cubes. Once you've done that, place all of the other ingredients, save for the celery, in a cocktail mixer. 

Shake vigorously before straining into the glass.

Finally, garnish the top with your celery.

Enjoy!