"spill...spill.." I was tired by the time I got back to my dorm but my roommate wasn't hearing the end of it. She wanted me to tell her what was happening...or at least what had happened. "tell me what your girlfriend said." I laughed at her thinking about what she was saying Jessica was to me. My girlfriend? Would that even happen in this life time? Never. And why the hell would she think she was my girlfriend? First of all I wasn't into relationships, so a girlfriend was the last thing on my mind. Secondly, Jessica wouldn't even look twice at me. So that was a huge ass joke. I shook my head after laughing, "you're funny dude.. Very funny. But I don't have a girlfriend.." "your crush..." "don't have anyone crushing on me." I said again and she sighed, "what the f**k Precious? The gi