Opening the door the next morning, I was faced again with my best friend holding an even more grossly oversized bunch of roses that he peeked over looking for my mother. ‘She’s already gone to work’ I informed him, laughing at his crestfallen face. ‘I can’t believe she really banned me from bonding night’ he moaned, as he pushed past me into the house and headed into the kitchen in search of a vase. ‘You did bring her baby home in a state of complete drunkenness’ I pointed out as I crossed my arms over my chest. ‘Well yes, but I should get points for making sure you got home safely’ Jay whined, placing the roses on the counter to reveal a massive box of chocolates that he put next to them. ‘Two weeks is like a lifetime for me, I really don’t think I deserve a two week ban from Mrs R’s