"Come on, it was just one time... for now."
"Oh. My. GOD! You total b***h!"
Klaus startled awake as his front door slammed shut. His daughters were home, and like usual bickering again. After working all day, all he wanted was to have a nice nap. But such a thing was rare in his battleground of a house between his feuding twins. And this time it was particularly bad. Lyla was the first to stomp into the living room and jab her finger at her sister.
"Daddy!" The long-haired sister yelled, "Did you hear her? She impersonated me so she could f**k my boyfriend!"
"Come on!" The identical Shyla yowled back, "You did the same exact thing with my last boyfriend, and behind my back too. At least I told you right to your face."
"While you were riding him!" Lyla shrieked. "I know you are not on
