Retreating to the living room, Ned turns the lights down low and stretches out on the couch, remote in hand. There’s still nothing good on the TV—it’s as if all the stations programmed a night’s worth of cheesy Christmas films and sent their employees home to spend the holiday with their families. Briefly Ned thinks of his mother, leaving in two days to visit her sister in New York. She asked Ned to join her, but he heard the relief in her voice when he said no. Their relationship is strained at best, thanks to Jake. She never liked that boy, she told Ned often enough, thought he was a bad influence because he swore and smoked. Once she learned they were having s*x, she refused to let him in her house. Ned hasn’t yet told her they broke up just because he doesn’t want to hear h