Tyler
"Well, we've done as you asked. What more do you want?" Mario, the surly butthead, asked, his voice dripping with skepticism. He should have shown that skepticism when I first tasked them with wrecking his nephew's home and possibly scaring off his girlfriend. However, neither of these two filthy, greedy, and super annoying individuals bothered to ask a single question about it.
The reason? It was simple- I had stuffed their mouths full of money. And I knew this skepticism too wouldn't last long, especially not after I revealed another jackpot to these broke human beings who usually didn't even bother to consider what they would be eating the next day before blowing their last few coins on gambling.
Typical poor people trying to keep up with rich hobbies!
I chuckled as
