Chapter 9
“Jesus, Howie! You just made out on the couch, fully dressed, not even a blowjob?” Kelly ranted. “And neither of you came? What’s that all about?”
“I told you I wanted to take it slow, so does he,” Howie retorted.
The men were back at the Pick-n-Play. It seemed to be Kelly’s favorite hangout. Howie figured Kelly had chosen it in retaliation for Howie’s choosing Stubby’s.
“Slow? I’ll say it’s slow. Snails probably get it on faster.”
“Technically you’re right,” Ernie interrupted. “Snails are hermaphrodites. They don’t need a partner and…”
Kelly silenced Ernie with a look, then turned back to Howie. “You could have at least given each other a hand job. That’s not even s*x. It’s not s*x until you f**k. Everything else is foreplay. Everybody knows that. Two hot men, horny as hel
