Emily stared at me with sleep laden eyes trying to understand the lies I was cooking up, at one point my conscience wanted to run out of my human body to slap me. I had repeated different stories to Emily since I came in, each scenario was slightly different from the last and my best friend was not having it. "So, you're saying, you went out on a blind date but got stood up and met someone else in the restaurant and discovered he's a customer where you work and he tried offering you a job but...". "Jesus! Emily can you just give it a rest. I already told you that everything summarises; that I got into a very bad date, very very bad (at least that is the truth). You should be grateful that I am fine" I chided. "No Amy, I am shocked that you showed up at my house by 2 in the morning looki