Bypassing the tables, I slip onto one of the bamboo stools and wait for the bartender to make his way in my direction. The area is mostly empty at noon, and it doesn't take me long to order our three beverages. I'm sure to pick a girly drink as well so my sister has a greater chance of her damn pink umbrella she's so desperate for. A slow breeze kicks up and ruffles the leafed roof above me and the smell of steak and garlic follows. My thoughts move to lunch and how much food I'll put away on this all-inclusive vacation. I may not go home with a man, but if the amount of bacon I've consumed at breakfast is any indicator, I'll carry an extra five pounds of me on the plane. The stool to my left is pulled back, and the legs scrape on the tile, breaking my bacon-smothered daydream. I take a