And Now the Zombie Forecast… and after the freezing winter we finally get a taste of summer in Britain today, with temperatures soaring across the country. Unfortunately, it's the icy ground that has been keeping all the zombies locked away in the earth, which means we'll start to see the creatures clawing their way out of the earth in increasing numbers over the next few days. This will be a particular problem in urban areas of the south and east, where temperatures will be highest and burial densities are greatest. Here, revenant activity is likely to rise sharply throughout the day, so be especially aware if you're out and about in these areas.
By twilight, we may see infestations reaching apocalypse levels, with waves of the undead shambling through the suburbs of London. The good new
