The InfestationJack was shopping for his week's groceries when he noticed the business card among those pinned to the supermarket's notice board.
Monster-B-Gone Magical Pest Removal
Ghosts exorcised * Demons banished * Vampyres slain
Pixie infestations humanely disposed of
Free Estimates * Bulk discounts for large outbreaks
Satisfaction guaranteed * No job too large or too small
He stopped and took the card. A familiar rage coiled a little tighter within him as he read. But with the rage came an idea. Fight fire with fire. He'd tried everything else. Monsters? Perhaps. That was a word that depended on your perspective.
Back home at Woodland Road he made himself green tea and called the number on the card. The white van drew up outside his house an hour later. On its side was a styli
