Bang! Bang! Bang!
The auctioneer smiles at the growing crowd of peculiar people. Peculiar in a way of taste to be in this strange place, but people like them have come here for a reason. Which is one of the reasons why they’re peculiar. Not the good either, but rather the sick and twisted kind, and the auctioneer is the one that feeds their peculiarity.
“Welcome! Welcome! Feast your eyes on the available wares of my Dark Under Kingdom! Please, gaze at your leisure, but remember that the auction shall start at half an hour, but till then enjoy!” The Auctioneer twirls his top hat. A kid’s trick to entertain his patrons and ignore how much his clothes need to be laundered.
The crowd begins to walk through the endless amount of cages containing the most common of things you’d expect in an u
