Amelia There is a woman on Evans laps…there is a woman on Evans laps! I took a deep breath. My therapist has been suggesting some coping mechanisms to deal with my anger so that I can think before reacting. Another deep breath. Evans didn't try to push the lady off. I couldn't even call her ugly because she is hot…my anger couldn't cover that up. Why is she still sitting on him? Ripping her off him by her hair was it too extreme? Another deep breath. If my friends could see me now, calming down instead of ripping her a new one, they would laugh and give my therapist money for vacation. “Bae, she's so cute!!” What?! The lay leaned closer to Evans and licked his ear. Walking away seemed immature but I wanted to so bad. Was this woman ‘Gloria’? There was no wedding ring on her