Evans "You haven't gone out in ages." "Who said? I have." "You need to have fun bro. I mean, you're in your forties. This is the time you should have fun, flex your muscles too; if you know what I mean." Albert said. I didn't agree to this night out willingly. I was forced into it. After Barry gave me a call that night, saying we should go have some drinks with some of our old friends, I knew it was going to be s**t. "I agree with you Al," Barry said. "Of course you do," I said, my sarcasm thick in my voice. "What? It is the truth. You're not even fifty. Tell me something; after—you know who, have you?" How long have I known Albert and how long have I thought of him being an absolute dickhead? He has always been a blabbermouth and Barry enjoyed his company. Thought he was a co