Amelia “You're not as surprised as me.” “When did you start working as a chef?” “Is that a question, because I don't think it is.” “Never mind, that is not my problem. Just prepare the meal. I'm having guests over.” “Why didn't you just hire a cooking agency?” “No cooking agency was available for the job so I had to hire a good chef.” I would rather cook for anyone other than my annoying jerk of a cousin. Seriously, the dude was an asshole and I hated the whole question-and-answer thing we were doing. “What can you cook in 45 minutes?” “What the f**k? Are you kidding me, Daniel?” “What? You're the chef, not me.” “You just have to order take-out.” “I can't f*****g do that when I've gotten a chef.” “Okay, just give me some time to cook up something edible.” ********************