The Last Big Thing

BIG MAN Big Man was written for The Monster’s Corner collection – stories told from the perspective of the character who’s usually the villain. That’s a theme which has fascinated me for a long time, and it’s something that’s central to the Hater series: one person’s terrorist might be someone else’s freedom fighter. It’s all down to perspective. I was given carte blanche to pick any monster from any era, and I settled on a radioactive freak from a 1950s creature feature. I’m a sucker for a good (or bad) B movie, and The Amazing Colossal Man has always been one of my favourites. I always wondered what was going through the title character’s mind as he caused all that devastation? Was he really trying to destroy the world, or was he just misunderstood? # It was like something out of one of those old black and white B movies he used to watch avidly when he was a kid: the army spread out in a wide arc across the land to defend the city, lying in wait for “it” to attack. Major Hawkins used to love those flicks. Although the reality looked almost the same and the last few days certainly seemed to have followed a similar script, it felt completely different. This, he reminded himself, was real. This was war. It wasn’t the Cold War US of the movies, it was mid-winter and he was positioned south-west of a rain-soaked Birmingham, almost slap bang in the centre of the United Kingdom. But the differences didn’t end there. He wasn’t an actor playing the part of a square-jawed hero, he was a trained soldier who had a job to do. And he was no rank-and-file trooper either. Today he was the highest-ranking officer out in the field or, to put it another way, the highest-ranking officer whose neck was on the line. His superiors were notably absent, watching the situation unfold on TV screens from the safety of bunker-bound leather chairs. Roger Corman, Samuel Z Arkoff and the others had actually got a lot right in their quaint old movies. The Amazing Colossal Man , War of the Colossal Beast , Attack of the 50 Foot Woman ... their monsters’ stories always followed a familiar path: an unexpected and unintentional genesis, the wanton death and destruction which inevitably followed, the brief and fruitless search for a solution... but there was another facet to this story which the movies always glossed over. Many people had died, crushed by the beast in his fits of unstoppable rage. Property had been destroyed, millions of pounds worth of damage caused already, perhaps even billions. Today they weren’t about to face a stop-motion puppet or a stunt man in a rubber suit, this was a genuine, bona fide creature : a foul aberration which had once been human but which was now anything but; a hideous, deformed monstrosity which, unless it could be stopped, would keep growing and keep killing. The pressure on Hawkins’ shoulders was intense. The implications were utterly terrifying. Glen Chambers – the poor bastard at the very centre of this unbelievable chain of events – had, until a few days ago, been an anonymous nobody: a father of one, known only to his family, his handful of friends and his work colleagues. Hawkins could have passed him in the street a hundred times before and not given him a second glance. But now he had to forget that this monster had once been a man, and instead focus on the c*****e the creature was responsible for. No one could be expected to remain sane through the torturous ordeal Chambers had endured, and it could even be argued that he was as innocent as any of his victims, but the undisputable fact remained: regardless of intent or blame, the beast had to be stopped at all costs. Major Hawkins had first become involved after the initial attack at the clinic. The people there had done what they could to help Chambers, keeping him sedated and under observation while they searched for a way to reverse the effects of the accident and stop his body growing and distorting. And how had he repaid their kindness and concern? By killing more than thirty innocent people in a wild frenzy and reducing the entire facility to rubble. And then the cowardly bastard had gone into hiding until there were no longer any buildings big enough for him to hide inside. The attack on Shrewsbury had ratcheted up the seriousness of the situation to another level, the sheer amount of damage and the number of needless deaths making it clear that destroying the freak quickly was of the upmost importance. This was a threat the likes of which had never been experienced before. Countless men, women and children had been needlessly massacred, their bodies crushed. The streets of the quaint market town had been filled with rubble and blood. The Chambers creature had attacked without provocation, decimating Shrewsbury’s historic buildings and killing hundreds of innocent bystanders. And when little remained of the place, it moved on and the destruction and bloodshed continued. They’d tracked the beast halfway across the country, following the trail of devastation left in its wake. The foul monstrosity had spared nothing and no one. Even livestock grazing in farmers’ fields hadn’t escaped. Hundreds of dismembered animal corpses lay scattered for miles around, many half-eaten. But what was it doing now? The creature, for all its incredible (and still increasing) size, had somehow managed to disappear. They knew it was close, but its exact location remained a mystery for now. There was no need to hunt it out; Hawkins was certain it would run out of places to hide and would have no option but to reveal itself eventually, and when it did his troops would be ready. They’d be resorting to Corman/Arkoff tactics to try and kill the creature: hitting it with everything they’d got, and firing until they’d either run out of missiles or the monster had been blown to hell and back. And then, if the dust settled and the hideous thing still managed to crawl out of the smoke and haze unscathed, they’d have to call in the big boys. A nuclear strike was an absolute last resort, but Hawkins knew the powers-that-be would sanction it if they had to (after all, it was less of a big deal from where they were sitting in their bunkers). Tens of thousands would die, maybe hundreds of thousands, but if the creature couldn’t be stopped, what was the alternative? No one would be safe anywhere. In less than a week Glen Chambers had gone from a faceless nobody to being the greatest single threat to the survival of the human race. A hate-fuelled destroyer. Major Hawkins distracted himself from worst-case-scenario thoughts of having to use battlefield nuclear weapons by recalling other B movie clichés, trying to find an alternative solution to the crisis. He almost laughed out loud when he considered the ridiculous and yet faintly possible notion that this thing might do a “King Kong” on him and head for higher ground. Imagine that, he thought, his mind swapping bi-planes and the Empire State Building for a squadron of Harrier jet fighters and the Blackpool tower... ‘Sir!’ ‘What is it, McIver?’ Hawkins asked quickly, concerned the young officer had caught him daydreaming. ‘We’ve found it.’ # The thing which had been Glen Chambers crouched in the shadows of the cave, shivering with cold, sobbing to himself as he hid from the rest of the world. He hurt, every stretched nerve and elongated muscle in his body aching with the pain of his ongoing mutation. He’d squashed his huge, still growing bulk into a space which was becoming tighter by the hour and he knew it wouldn’t be long before he’d have to move. It was inevitable, but he wanted to stay here for as long as he was able. There had been helicopters flying around just now. They probably already knew where he was. Earlier, just before he’d found this cave, he’d stopped to drink from a lake and had caught sight of his reflection in the water. What he’d seen staring back at him had been both heart-breaking and terrifying. In the movies, giants like him were just perfectly scaled up versions of normal people. Not him. Since the accident every part of his body had been constantly increasing in mass, but at wildly different rates. His skull was swollen and heavy now, almost the size of a small car, one eye twice the size of the other, bigger than a dinner plate. Clumps of hair had fallen out while other strands had grown lank and long and tough as wire. Glen had punched the water to make his grotesque reflection disappear, then had held up his fist and stared at it in disbelief; a distended, tumorous mass with a thumb twice the length of any of his fingers. And his skin! He hated more than anything what was happening to his skin. Its pigmentation remained, but it had become thick and coarse, almost elephantine, and the bulges of his massive body were now covered in sweat-filled folds and creases of flesh. The only thing, to his chagrin, which still seemed to function as it always had was his brain. It was ironic: physically he’d become something else entirely – unspeakably horrific – but inside he was still Glen. Horrifically deformed and impossibly sized, he now bore only the faintest physical similarity to the person he’d been just a few days ago and yet, emotionally, very little had changed. Same memories. Same attachments. Same pain. Glen’s vast stomach howled with hunger. He ate almost continually, but such was the speed of his rapid growth that his body was never completely satisfied. He reached down and with one hand picked up a sheep he’d killed, then bit it in half and forced himself to chew down, gagging on the bone and blood and wool in his mouth. His arched back was beginning to press against the roof of the cave. Time to go before he became trapped. He crawled out into the afternoon rain and crouched there motionless. I don’t want to move , he thought, because when I move, people die. None of this is my fault, but I’m the one they’ll blame. If there is a god, please let him bring an end to this nightmare. # Glen strode through the darkness on unsteady feet, feeling neither the cold nor the rain as he pushed on through the fields around the Malvern Hills. He’d spent a lot of time here before, good times before the bad with his ex-wife Della and her father, and being here again was unexpectedly painful. His stomach screamed for more food and he caught a bolting horse between his hands, snapping its neck with a flick of the wrist, then biting down and taking a chunk out of its muscled body. He hated the destruction he continued to cause, but what else could he do? And it was only going to get worse. The effort of lifting his bulk and keeping moving was increasing and, for a while, he stopped and sat on the ground and rested against the side of British Camp, the largest of the hills, relieved that, for a short time at least, he wasn’t the largest thing visible. The size of the hill allowed him to feel temporarily small and insignificant again. Why had this happened to him? Much as he’d tried to forget, he still vividly remembered every detail of the accident – the piercing light and those screaming, high-pitched radiation alarm sirens, then the disorientation when he’d first woken up in the clinic. It was like he’d been trapped in one of those old Quatermass movies his dad used to watch. But in those films the guy being quarantined had always been a hero – an astronaut or genius scientist – not anyone like him. He just cleaned the damn labs, for Christ’s sake. He wasn’t one of the scientists, he just worked for them. They’d kept him pumped full of drugs for a time, trying to suppress the metamorphosis, studying him from a distance through windows and from behind one-way mirrors, none of them daring get too close. But there had come a time when the medicines and anaesthetics no longer had any effect and then the pain had been unbearable. He realized he’d outgrown the hospital bed and had crushed it under his massively increased weight. He was more than twice his normal size already, filling the room, and he’d become claustrophobic and had panicked. He wanted to ask to see his son, Ash, but his mouth suddenly didn’t work the way it used to and words were hard to form. He tried to get up but there wasn’t enough room to stand, and when he tried to open the window blinds and look out he instead punched his clumsy hand through the glass. The people behind the mirrors started screaming at him to stop and lie still, but that just made him even more afraid. He shoved at an outside wall until it collapsed, then scrambled out through the hole he’d made. He stood there in the early morning light, completely naked, almost four metres tall, and he fell when he first tried to run on legs of suddenly unequal length. They blocked his way with trucks, and he thought they were going to hurt him. He’d only wanted to move them out of his way but he’d overreacted and had killed several of the security men, not yet appreciating the disproportionate strength of his distended frame, popping their skulls like bubble-wrap.