Buttered Between The Ass Cheeks - Jack & His Beanstalk - Part 3

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Thump! Thump! Thump! Vibrations caused Jack's cheese plate and bread plate to rattle against each other. The milk in Jack's cup sloshed around and spilled over the edge. "Oh, crap. My husband's back!" Wesley said while refastening his pants as fast as possible. "What do we do?" asked Jack in a panic over the ogre's impending return as well as having to leave the uneaten meal. Wesley's eyes darted around the castle kitchen. "Quick! Jump in here!" He opened the oven and Jack dove in head first. Wesley slammed the door. He spun around with his back to the oven handle just in time to see the ogre enter the kitchen. Jack peered out through the window in the oven. His gaze landed on an ankle! He leaned forward and looked up. That only got him as far as a knee. He changed angles

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