Rome I stop at the corner, waiting to cross the road, heaving for a breath since I jogged as fast as I could. Who knows what will come out of G’Ma D’s mouth? Man, I’m so out of shape. I need more cardio in my life. And now I’m a dad. I refuse to have the dad bod. Time to ramp up the workouts. G’Ma D, Harley, and Calista are on a park bench, Calista’s head draped on G’Ma D’s shoulder while the women are in a deep discussion. I knew leaving them alone was a shitty idea. What did I hire Colin for if he can’t handle a fridge not working? Thank goodness Jack at Hammer Time Hardware has connections, so a guy will be here within the hour to fix it. Do I have time for Calista and Harley in my life right now? Hell to the no, and repeat that twice for effect. I’m two weeks away from opening my