"What the f**k did you say?"
Chris snapped. "I said, where the f**k is Isobel?"
Click.
Evangeline hung up on him without replying. Then ignored his repeated calls, sending Chris to voicemail. Personalized messages just for him. "f**k off, asshole. Beep." "Go suck on some hairy satyr balls, t**t waffle." And the worst one. . . "You are not good enough for my sister."
Probably accurate, but that didn't mean Chris listened. He kept calling because he was an annoying prick and didn't know what else to do. To his surprise, she answered his thirteenth call.
"You are never going to stop, are you?" she said without preamble.
"Nope."
"Nobody likes a desperate man."
"Don't f*****g lecture me. It's been a trying day."
"I don't know what you think you'll accomplish seeing Isobel."
He didn't
