Who Saw This Coming? by Eric Fahnestock“Jon, there’s someone sleeping next to Dad. They’re naked. What should I do?”
“Joanie, is it a man or a woman?”
“I don’t know, I can’t tell. I can see that they’re naked though because….wait. Jon, it’s a man! He has a lot of hair on his legs.”
“Joanie! Where are you? Are you in Dad’s house sneaking around, spying on him?
“Dad hasn’t answered his phone for several days so I used my key to check on him after I saw his car in the driveway. And I am not sneaking around his house. I’ve been worried about him.”
“Well, you shouldn’t be there. Imagine what he would say if he woke up and discovered you in the hallway peeping into his bedroom.”
“Jon! Did you hear what I said? There is a naked man sleeping next to Dad and he has his arm wrapped around Dad.
