More Surprises
1675 Words
d**k got to his apartment as fast as he could, he didn't see the land lady around,
"Thank Goodness"
He saya as he hurries inside, he had been trying to call Mrs Hudson but she would not pick, guess I will have to do it the d**k way he says smiling to himself. He quickly takes of his clothes, enters the shower and freshens up, he was very quick, he made a quick meal of scrambled egg, he then realized how hungry he was. He took a quick minute to inspect his ammunition, he decided he would have time to figure what the blue-substance bullet was, weaponized ultra violet rays was his best guess, he packed a few silver and the blue rounds inside his pockets. He was about to turn, when something hit him from the direction of the window.
"Aaaargh" d**k shouts in pains as he got up, he looked around to what could have hit him, he then saw a folded paper in the shape of a ball, "That's insulting" d**k mutters sadly.
Then the door was broken down and in stepped in two men, they were both shorter than d**k, and they had mean looks all over their faces.
"You know, there's something called knocking right, Don't even mind me there, you are both too short to reach the door handle"
Dick said looking bummed out.
The two men paid his words no attention at least facially, then the taller of the two said
"Remember me",
He gave a menacing smile as if d**k and he were long time buddies.
"No, I will never associate with a midget anyway" said d**k smiling
"Who you calling midget" the shorter of the two asks.
"You two assholes" d**k said, d**k began to smile, obviously he enjoyed taunting them
" You know i got to hand it over to you guys cause you guys can't reach it anyway" d**k starts
"You insensitive f**k" The shorter man says.
"I am sure when you wanna watch movies in the cinema, you don't sit cause you have to stand to see the screen" d**k continues laughing heartily.
"That's it, Maxie, lets show this d**k we mean business" the shorter of the two said.
"You know my name is d**k right, also so you two are the dogs from earlier" d**k said in-between fits of laughter.
Maxie and Renee began to transform, more flesh began to form all over them, then fur grew all over their skin, In a moment, they looked like wolves, they were the duo from the previous night, d**k was standing inches above them before, now they were about two feet taller than d**k.
"Heey, Did you guys take some steroids or something" said d**k the smile gone from his face
"I am gonna f**k you up"
Maxie growled as he pounced towards d**k, quickly d**k slid under his table, he pulled out his weapon, he hadn't loaded it yet, as he was about to, Renee grabbed him from under his table by the feet, swinged him in the mid-air and launched him towards Maxie. Maxie then caught d**k in the mid air, he then sweeps him over the table SPRANNNG!!!, as many contents on the table fell to the ground.
"Who's the midget now" Renee says with visible pain in his voice.
Maxie then brings d***s up to his face and growls at him.
"Jeez, when was the last time you brushed" d**k says looking disgusted.
Maxie makes out another annoyed growl as he sends d**k sprawling all over the room.
"I have never been so bullied in my life" d**k says trying to get up from his feet, he looked under the table, he saw the pistol and the round but he was away from it thanks to Maxie's hurl. Maxie and Renee were closing in on him and they weren't looking very happy.
Dick then feels a blade in his pocket, he then remembered, he had taken a small silver dagger from Joan's residence, Renee launches at him, d**k rolls on the ground just in time to escape Renee's assault, with a swift move, he slashes the wolf with his dagger.
"Aargh" The wolf screams "not silver"
"This is my advantage" d**k thinks as he does an acrobatic get up, he slashes the wolf some more at different points, the wolf tries to hit him but was clumsy with his moves so d**k dodges easily.
"I got you now, you wolf midget" d**k says with smiles all over his face. He was about to stab the wolf in his face when he was suddenly lifted off the ground. Maxie then swings d**k in the air as if he was some sort of slingshot, he then launches d**k towards the table. d**k crashes into it and the table then breaks down. THUD!!!!.
"Well, how is he"
Renee asks, he was reverting back to his human form.
"He should be out cold"
Maxie replies "That should wear him out" also reverting back to human state.
" I don't understand why this guy is necessary, he is just a s**t head to me" Renee says trying to get to his feet.
"Our sources at the local police station says he was unto us, he seems to know we are intelligent creatures and are capable of shape shifting"
Maxie replies
"How did he figure that out" Renee asks.
"At our strike against the hudson kids, he was able to point our flaws, stuff we missed behind, he was accurate about everything"
Maxie replies
"So that's why boss wants to see him, he wants to make use of his brain skills" Renee says
"Yh and also the fact that he killed Joan with just wood" Maxie continues
"Yh" Renee says, he lets out a chuckle so surprising someone as shitty as him could be so....
His sentence was cut off as Maxie's face was blown off, PLOOOW!!!! A smile curves on d**k's face with the expression of triumph, he looked over at Renee and points the weapon in his direction, it was a shotgun
"Don't even think about changing, buddy cause i am gonna blow your f*****g head off" d**k said "I nearly forgot about this bad boy, i hipped it under the table, with an headshot, this thing splatters your skulls like a veggie salad".
"You will never get away with this" Renee says, pain written all over his face.
"We will see, now, who's your boss and why the f**k am I wanted" d**k says re-adjusting his stance with the weapon.
"Marcel has been keeping tabs on you for a while now, you really gave him trouble while you were in the police force" Renee starts
"Marcel, isn't he the drug dealer who also deals in human trafficking" d**k says pointing the gun as if trying to get a better aim.
Dick knew Marcel, Marcel was one of the worst hurdles he faced back as a cop, no matter what leads he brought against him, Marcel always escaped jail even though he was always found guilty of the charges, he even once caused a brawl which cost the life of many officers in the line of duty. Renee noticed the change of expression on d**k's face, wanting to use that to his advantage.
"Yes" Renee says an evil grin creeping on the side of his lips.
"Who's smiling with you" d**k says as he switched to his G lock 17 and fires into Renee legs.
"Aargh" Renee screams
"Keep talking" d**k says with a more determined look on his face.
"One thing he realized about you is that you always know how to get information from anyone, he needs information from Rill, I am sure you are familiar with that name" Renee says groaning in pains.
Rill was Mrs Hudson's husband.
"What do they need Rill for" d**k said, he had a stricter look on his face.
"Marcel is looking for something, he never tells what it is but he thinks Rill knows"
Renee says almost sobbing like a babe.
"I am guessing you don't have anything more to say" d**k says, a visible grin on his face.
"Yes, one more thing" Renee says, it's the most important.
Dick then leans in closer "what"
"f**k you, you insensitive son of a b...." d**k cut him short as he splattered his brains with the shotgun in his hands. PLOOOW!!!!
"I hate midgets" d**k says as he drops his shotgun. d**k knew Marcel well, Marcel was of the habit of giving everyone working under him a customized phone and he sends text messages in which they are supposed to answer yes or no.
Dick knew this cause he once knew a double agent there and once, he took her customized phone and replied "I am so horny, come f**k me" to one of the messages Marcel had sent to the agent, the agent was a female, she was a brunette and she was hot. Either Marcel was pained when he figured out he was pranked and wasn't gonna get p***y or he was strict about business. He had her killed a few days later. What pained d**k the most was that they never smashed.
"Rirgio, Rirgio, Rirgio" came a sound, d**k knew that sound, Marcel also had the phones with a customized annoying sound.
Dick picks it up and look at the message "We make the move to capture the woman tonight"
That should be Mrs hudson d**k thinks.
Then another message came in.
"For you and your gay partner's sake, you better have captured the detective"
"Jesus, so the midgets were gay too, their end was inevitable" d**k said.
Marcel was used to more of saying the man, the girl and so on, he never spoke their actual names.
It was another thing d**k realized about Marcel. "Guess my objective just became two"
Dick said checking his G lock.
"Protect my client and her man"
he then smiles and adjusted the safety
"And kick some ass" he then fires off a round at the wall.
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