"Hey! These 'ere's the pews out of the old Primitive Chapel." "Sorry ah! We'n come ter hear t' parson." Theme for endless jokes. And the Pleasure Palace was christened, in some lucky stroke, Houghton's Endeavour, a reference to that particular Chapel effort called the Christian Endeavour, where Alvina and Miss Pinnegar both figured. "Wheer art off, Sorry?" "Lumley." "Houghton's Endeavour?" "Ah." "Rotten." So, when one laconic young collier accosted another. But we anticipate. Mr. May had worked hard to get a program for the first week. His pictures were: "The Human Bird," which turned out to be a ski-ing film from Norway, purely descriptive; "The Pancake," a humorous film: and then his grand serial: "The Silent Grip." And then, for Turns, his first item was Miss Poppy Trherne, a l