Reed continued to nod seriously until he met my eyes then we broke out laughing like preteens at the unintended innuendo of the word banana.
"Wow, we are dorks," I said shaking my head still giggling a little.
"Yes, we are. Now finish it please," he demanded.
I shook my head at his tone wondering if this man ever took a break from being bossy, then went back to the questionnaire and began reading the questions with more thought. They were broken up into sections and each section had a list of questions regarding the heading of the section.
Section 1:
Vaginal intercourse … Approve
Penetration with p***s… Approve
Penetration with foreign objects i.e.: Bananas
That caused another round of laughter and I made Reed change it to toys. I threatened to set it to a hard limit if Reed d
