Nice Try. You Lost
I HATED THE EAST COAST. I hated it with a passion. The reason I'd found this new object of my unwavering hate this fine spring day was the East Coast time zone. They were ahead. So being a guest on a Friday morning live podcast that started at 11am on the East Coast was pure torture. The hosts had asked me to join them for a pre-show chat half an hour earlier. But that was East Coast time. So I had to be logged in and ready to go by 7-freaking-30am! Unbearable, I tell you, especially after my standard night of recording and editing until well past midnight. I'd also somehow managed to run out of coffee the night before.
So here I was, dragging my feet out of the building when there was barely enough light outside and zombie-walking to the nearest coffee shop. Okay, I w
