Getting over it
"f**k YOU AND YOUR stupid hammer and your useless black cauldron. Who the hell thought someone with their lower body stuck in that ugly thing, naked and carrying a hammer could climb up a mountain of junk?"
I stood and paced the room, a long stream of swearing hitting the game - Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy. Not that it cared.
"I am never playing this stupid game again!"
I marched into the kitchen and shoved a frozen pizza into the oven. I paced and drained an energy drink while it cooked. When the energy drink was gone, I thought I'd better switch to water. All that caffeine was bound to turn me into a jittery mess. And how would I be able to make precision moves with my mouse if that happened?
I threw myself into a chair. "I'm sorry hon. You'll have to find a w
