Sword mage: Reborn into a fantasy world

------------- Author's comment Comment down on any spelling mistakes as well as broken grammar. It will be fixed ASAP. ALSO how do yall like the story so far? --------------------- N.B The chapter switches between 1person, 2person and 3rd person view Chapter 1 *Ouch* I look down towards my feet and see a small splinter make it's way through the sole of my shoe, I carefully pick the splinter out of my shoe in a way it doesn't hurt me anymore and throw it to the opposite direction I was headed. I look down towards my shoe again making sure there was no other splinter stuck in there... and there wasn't. I then put my right foot in the corresponding shoe carefully making sure not to damage the shoe any further. The condition of my shoes was horrendous. They were completely worn out. The white it had in the beginning of it's lifespan is now barely visible. It was apparent the shoe was long past it's due date. A similar condition as my shoes applied to my entire attire. My bottoms and top were thoroughly soaked in dirt with consistant patches found in the pieces of cloth. It had even become smaller than it was originally because of the constant rainpour it suffered. It was clear I needed new clothes and shoes. Quite obvious to the human eye, I was completely broke and homeless. I got kicked out by my parents because I was a shut-in relying on their money. "Go out and earn your own money you useless son", my dad told me as he kicked me out the house without any holdbacks. Unsurprisingly, I didn't get a job. I clearly had no qualifications for one. I mean who would let a no-name unqualified person work at their company, for all they know I was a proffesional killer looking for my next target in the company. Anyways back to my dad. Did he even care about me?, forget that.. it doesn't matter right now? What matters right now is I take good care of my stomach. *Grrr* "I can even hear my stomach growling" I shove my hands deep in my pockets in search of any little amount of coins I could scuffle. *Sigh* "Only 50 cents" "F*ck" "I can't buy sh*t with this...guess, another day surviving off of water" My condition would make anyone pity me. I would even pity myself. "How long has it been since I used my taste buds for something other than water?.. days?,weeks?.. I can't even remember" "Man, I'm so hungry" The frail man then sighs again in agitation "At this rate I might die out of hunger-what a sh*tty way to go out", completely rejecting the idea. "I rather go out saving a damsel in distress or get run over by a truck atleast then my life will make more cents(sense).." ----(from the joker if anyone of yall caught that❤)--- I could probably sue the driver for a couple of dollars..wait, I'll be dead at that point", the man laughs at his own joke. He then casually walks over to a vending machine as if he could actually afford any of the items. "Hmm" "The cheapest item here costs 1 dollar" "What did I expect. Was I being too naive expecting to be able to buy anything here", the man contemplates "But looking at this neatly wrapped juice box in front of me, I can't help but curse my destiny" "F*xk" "F*xk" "Only if I was born into a rich family" "Only if I was wealthy" "Only if I had good parents who wouldn't kick their own son out", the man thought while clenching his fist in anger. "I'm so f**k*n hungry.. I don't think I will last much longer without nutrients in my system" "F*xk it all. I'm just gonna do it then" The man looks around to make sure there was mo one in the area and then grabs the vending machine tightly with both his hands "Chh", the man clenched his teeth while profusely shaking the vending machine. "Please, a single chocalate bar will do even a bag of chips is fine" "Anything please, I beg you" However life had different plans for the man A already loose screw popped out of place helping the other screws to come loose. And suddenly *Splat* "What just happened, why does my stomach feel so heavy" I open my eyes to see nothing, no rather it was dark" "WHAT THE F**K I'M GOING BLIND" I turn my head to the side and get a glimpse of the upside down streetlight. I look towards my hand and see them completely covered in red The man widens his eyes even more so in disbelieve. "Aggghh. Ouch", the man grunts at the suddenly arriving pain Muffled footsteps sounds could be heard in the distance slowly getting louder as the people approach the vending machine . I bet they haven't even noticed me yet. I look towards the direction of the noise and see a father and his kid walking over to me nonchalantly. "I bet it feels great having a good dad", I said in envy of the boy "DAD... L..LOOK OVER THERE...THERE IS A PERSON UNDER THE MACHINE", said the boy in discomfort That's the last thing I heard before losing my consciousness. I died. (In a random house nearby) "Welcome to Near news, your local news source. Today we have quite the interesting story for the viewers at home. Uhhh, apparently, yesterday at one of the local vending machine spots a homeless man passed away from the *bwaahaha* uhm I'm sorryy. He passed away fRommm the weeiiighttt of the vending machine." *bwahaha* *bwahaha* "I'm sorry but that is such a uncool way of going out." .... .. . I rubbed my eyes as a bright light continued to disrupt my vision. I immdiately close them. I open them again slowly adjusting them according to the light. "This is much better" The first thing I open my eyes to was an old sitting on one of those chairs that move back and forth. But the wierder thing was... the old man was sleeping He WaS SLeAPiNg On Me "Where is my dream world I was suppose to wake up to?" "My harem world?" "My rich mansion, cars and my infinite snacks?", I screamed towards the old man in anger. I realised I was dead.. It was pretty obvious and it clearly bugged me. I mean I died because a vending machine fell on me. How uncool is that? I can't even brag about it.. I mean if I died by succesfully defending a beautiful lady from being murdered I could atleast brag about it to my fellow dead people* I involuntarily popped a vein in anger. *Tch* "So uncool" .. . "Uh.." "Ah.." "Ahh, I'm sorry for my behaviour.. I am god" the man dressed in white spoke, just recently waking up from my screams. I immediately started doubting his claims "Which god sleeps on his duty?" "Yes.. about that.. You see I was extremely tired and was taking a small nap" "Please forgive my rudeness" *Tchh* "Fine.. I think you messed up your duties. I was suppose to be in heaven right now enjoying my time. Can you check your death record or whatever you gods have?" "About that.. It isn't by mistake you are here. Seeing you die in such a pathetic way I felt sorry, so I decided I will reincarnate you to another world." "Anyways you get three wishes.." "Ayooo. I wanna go to heaven not on Earth again!" "This is not for your decide also you can't. Your fate has already been decided" *Tchhh* I grit my teeth in anger "Fine, then can you reincarnate me in a wealthy family also I wanna be extremely handsome. I should easily beat any celebrity in looks. "And lastly, I wanna always be healthy I'd rather not die out of hunger or malnutrition-such a uncool way of going out", once again rejecting that possibility "All humans want to be immortal *tch*. So selfish. I gave them death as a way to escape reality" contemplates god "FINE!" As soon as he said that, a golden light enveloped around me. Fwoosh ..... .. . "I CAN SEEE HIS HEAD POPPING OUT. JUST BREATHE AND KEEP ON PUSHING" *UUUHGHH* AHH "I can't take it anymore" "ahh" "I swear to god Alexander you will not touch me for the next year", spoke the woman with ebony hair that kept sticking to her face because of the sweat. She had a pair of emarald-coloured eyes matching well with her fair skin. She was quite the looker. "Please, don't say that my love. You're just angry, that's all. We can talk about that later", said a man trying to calm her down. "Oh shut up, Alex. You can't *uhhhhgh* immaaginee the paaaiiin *ughdhhd* I'm goooing throoouuugh riiighhht now!!" "You will nOt CoMe near me ME for the next god forsaked year" yelled the woman towards her husband. Alexander drowned in mysery at her remarks. He even started praying to god in hope that she'll forget what she recently announced. *uhhhhhgh* "Please continue pushing" said the midwife in motivation. "I'm trying....ughhh" Olivia fell unconscious because of the pain. The nurse pulls the baby out. "Congratulations!!" "It's a boy!" The man on the side who previously held his hand in agitation finally glowed up with happiness "YESSSS!" "MY CHILD" ---------------- How do yall like the story so far?