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s*x fart monkey

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A stinky fart
Michael the s*x fart monkey was on his way home from the barber from getting a fresh cut when he realised he needed to do an absolutely disgusting fart. Michael was well aware that he was in a crowded public place, however this did not stop michael because he was a disgusting monkey who liked to fart. So michael let one rip as usual and almost killed everyone near him, but this did not bother him because he is a horrible animal. Michael got home where his boyfriend was fisting himself while watching Britain's got talent on TV. "Hi Ian" said michael "Hi michael" said ian Ian was also a f*****g disgusting animal, however Ian cannot fart or poo, he just consumes michaels farts and poos to fuel his stench. "Did you do any nice poos today michael?" "I only did seven today..." sadly exclaimed michael "Only seven?? Are you feeling okay michael?" Asked ian But the truth was michael wasn't feeling okay, and he couldn't let Ian know about it.

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