When I wake up in the morning, my wife is already finished preparing breakfast. The only task left for me to do is to throw my son's bio-weapon. As usual, I throw them in the same direction. When we are having a harmonious breakfast, my wife opens up the conversation.
"My dear, I'm sorry that I fall asleep last night."
"It's alright. It seems that working again after so long is quite taxing on your body."
I said that full of affection as I hold her hand. As usual, if I said something cringes worthy she will feel touched instead. It was a normal reaction from her because she rarely gets the chance to interact with others. At first, I thought that she is a sheltered rich princess of some wealthy family. However, since I've known that she is the demon king, it doesn't change the fact that she rarely interacts with people.
If as the demon king she interacts with people on a normal basis, I believe she won't react to me in the same way when I proposed to her to marry me. There's also a chance for her hand in marriage to be asked for countless times by people that lust for her body and beauty. Of course, my love for her isn't like that. Although I enjoyed her body as much as I said "I love you" to her, for me it was love at the first sight.
I looked at my son and I have decided. I guess that I need to make my son get used to beauties and teach him how to interact with them. After all, I have planned my son to be the one who unites the world and it will be weird if he has some problem interacting with people from the opposite gender. Moreover, if he planned to unite the world by making alliance marriage with all the kingdom in the world, he should be someone who is great at handling women, especially in 'that' aspect.
As if he was sensing my thoughts, Kazuki looked at me with a cold glare again. It is strange how I am getting quite used to it. For me, he looks pretty cute right now. How adorable. My wife definitely saw me smiling looking at my son and smiled along until she remembers what she wanted to talk about.
"Ah, I forgot to ask you. Do you still some help in practicing your new technique?"
"Of course I need some help. After all, it will be dangerous in various ways if I practice this technique with other women."
"Oh, is that so? Is it because their physique is lower than mine?"
"Mhm, their physique definitely loses to yours."
Looking at my wife's mountains that are defying gravity and her well-proportioned body even after she gives birth, I can say nobody can defeat her. Except for some rumor about the beast race 'cow-milk goddess' that no man can resist, the elegance of the 'fairy of the elf', the suppleness of 'dwarf heroine' and the delicateness of 'once in a million years princess' of the human race, and some more legendary figures, I bet nobody can beat my wife all-around perfection.
At this point, my wife also hasn't realized what I want to practice with her and that makes me feels good in succeeding in keep tricking her.
"Okay, I will help you today then."
"Ah, you don't need to force yourself. After all, this isn't a pressing issue. We should practice it when we have time."
"Alright then if you say so. Ah, I remember. Can you help me with something my dear?"
It was rare for my wife to ask for my help so I am glad if I can be of use to her.
"Of course, what is it?"
"Yesterday I got a report that Zellana has some trouble in her house. Can you check on her?"
"Ah, I was wondering what it was about and actually it's about Zellana. Don't worry my wife, you can leave it to me. After all, Zellana is a precious resident of the village."
"Thank you."
"I've told you countless times, there's no need for such formality between us. If you really feel thankful, use your body to express it."
Of course, I was saying the last part in a joking tone without joking about it. My son however seemed to know that I mean what I say and looking at me in disgust as if he wants to throw up. Oh boy, think what you want of me but you better watch carefully and learn how I flirt with your mother. This will be useful when you want to conquer princesses later.
Hmm, Zellana is it? Alright, I'll check on her at lunch break today.
Bidding farewell to my wife and son, today I am off to work again.