Writer. Gamer, Goth
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
ratlombot@gmail.com
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
BLOG:
http://lombot.co.uk
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MY WORK METHOD!
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I type straight from the heart,
NO INITIAL OUTLINE!
NO PLAN!,
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I need the ending to be just as much of a surprise to me as it is to a first-time reader.
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I type as I daydream,
It is what makes writing addictively fun for me!
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The downside is all the extra-long editing because of all the extra spelling and grammar errors afterwards.
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I am VERY anti ALL \'Courses\',
Write ONLY as YOU!
You are ALL already MORE than good enough!
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For, Wherever \'they\', say \'Improve your writing\'
I hear
\'We promote Homogenization of the craft\'!
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NOTE:
There are a LOT of options here!
A LOT of Works in progress...
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The Rule is simple....
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I will write and finish what people READ or FOLLOW!
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And abandon the stuff that everyone is ignoring!
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So, YOU CHOOSE!
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What do you want me to work on next?
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YOU choose that, by simply reading it!
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So, what I work on, \'this week\' is in YOUR hands!
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It is that simple!
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Mal Wear had only a small army vs two entire empires that wanted that army extinguished
But if he does not keep fighting regardless of all odds,
And somehow win!
Then Demons Will destroy the world!
FORWARD
This book continues after the events of the book SIN EATER.
The “Army From Nothing” will be following the military campaign of the rebels lead by soldier Mal Wear vs two empires to stop demons from ending the world.
These events of this book are happening at the same time as the books
“PHUGS! Path of Blood!”
Form the path of blood book 1
AND
“A Quest for Allies”
From the Path of Sunlight book 1
Date-A-Holics!
Was the international online gamer hit with vast amounts of prize money cash?
You had to “Level up” from Shy Geek Nerd to Game World Vixen.
By having a successful online “Dates” past lots of virtual obstacles.
The player with the most character seductions ‘kisses’ in a given time wins a game round!
But if you gained too many “Love hearts” on your character, then the game avatar ‘falls in love’ with their target date and loses the game!
Blonde Beam in hoping to be the next champion.
IF she can fit in everything else as well!
This book continues after the events of the book SIN EATER.
Granny Phug must find and convince her remaining four sons to work together as a single criminal syndicate again, to give underground support to the rebels.
The rebels are standing against two empires that are secretly controlled by demons out to destroy the world.
The events of this book are happening at the same time as the books
“A Quest for Allies”
From the Path of Sunlight book 1
AND
“An Army Form Nothing”
From the Path of Sky book 1
(The primary colour series)
FORWARD
This book continues after the events of the book SIN EATER.
The exiled elf princess and former bandit leader Glad Or-real must risk death by returning home to reclaim her throne to rise a woodland army against the demons that want to destroy the world.
The events of this book are happening at the same time as the books
“PHUGS! Path of Blood!”
Form the path of blood book 1
AND
“An Army From Nothing”
From the Path of Sky book 1
Don't mess with "Ole Mums" Daughter
Even!
And I can not be any more clear than this!
Even,
And I really mean this!
Even if she is given a new royal title of Dutchess!
I really, Really, REALLY Mean it!
Do you Understand Me?!!
A Royal Ball on the Planet Bollox is visited by the Emperor’s own official Assassin known as Shadow Patch.
But who is the Target?
Lady Alaska the seductress of the traders Guild?
The impoverished social parasite Lady Teste?
The Evil Baron of Bollox himself?
The super self-controlled Lord Dat?
The barbarian chief Lord Murr?
One of their wives perhaps?
Or perhaps one of the other many guests?
Chief of security Starack must find the target and stop the assassination or lose his own life as a forfeit!
SIN EATER!
A stranger with no memory and a very unusual hunger
But, Not for food,
A stranger with an unusual thirst.
But, Not for water
Only evil deeds could sate his appetite.
His name is Rat Stars
And he seems to be about 10 years old!
He learns that only by redeeming people and teaching them valuable life lessons can his hunger and thirst ever be satisfied.
The more he 'eats' the more he physically ages and grows.
And the more fantastic powers he accumulates.
But the powers do not make 'eating' easy!
(Although they can be particularly useful.)
Because he does not get 'fed' by solving peoples problems for them.
He only gets 'fed' when the strangers he meets, learn to be better people and help others as well as themselves.
From humble beginnings of just teaching basic honesty to saving the world from its own self-destructive tendencies.
There is a mysterious force, pulling secret strings, trying to achieve starting a world war.
Rats Stars must somehow attempt to stop competing, rival Empires end the world in this destructive war!
In the process of trying to stop this apocalyptic war, he will learn who, or what he really is!
What do you do when your love rival is your past self?
In the upper dimensional planes.
Where the fabric of the universe originates.
The young Maid cards the fibres.
The Mother makes the fibres into thread.
The Crone cuts the thread,
Of every person's life.
A silly argument among bickering immortals causes a flaw in the fabric of time and space.
And someone accidentally gets a second chance…
To correct a horrendous regret.
But unfortunately, their 'other' original self, is a religious bigoted zealot!
While the 'New self' with all their past life memories, now hates what they once were!
And they are both in love with the same person!!
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"The Unholy Republica Britannica” universe.
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It was the grand year of 1820 AD:
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In the far North East of the Great British Republic,
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In a little seaside town called Saltburn By Sea.
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A Victorian alternative history line.
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A world version where the “Harrowing of the North” had never happened in 1069 and the ‘Peasants Revolt’ in 1381 had a very different outcome.
Where Kings Henry the Eight LOST and the UK became a Republic!
There had never been a Queen Elizabeth the first!
Queen Victoria was not yet on the throne but also, she never would be!
Because this version of England was a Republic.
The Royals that did now exist ruled America and had made that their new land since the ‘Declaration of Royal Dependence’ in 1776.
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The world was different from ours but was also very much the same.
The raw fundamentals of human nature still applied,
Sex, Money, Greed and Murder!
It is a much darker universe....
...Than even ours!