Humiliated, downtrodden and underestimated, such was my life for many years. All that changed when a phone call out of the blue revealed that my mother was a trillionaire and I, the heir to her fortune. They say revenge is a dish best served cold, and considering every indignity I have ever suffered, my frigid wife, as well as her toadying mother, I'm about to serve a whole damn feast. Watch out, I'm on top of the world!