Professional cuddler Jaime Hyman has just been fired from a job he did not care to do, from a company he did not at all care for, by the grandfather he hardly cares to know. So why does it feel like he’s just been kicked in the balls? He should be free, right? Except he isn’t. Especially not where the ridiculously rich and insanely powerful business mogul, Frederick Hyman is concerned. He will get his stubborn grandson running back to him, begging on his hands and knees, even if it means buying out every single company, town, and soul dumb enough to offer refuge to his runaway heir. And as if that isn’t bad enough, Jaime gets mugged twice in a single night, an earthquake razes his apartment to the ground, and his wicked stepbrother practically tosses his ass in with two of the strangest, freakiest roommates this side of weirdotown– Dylan, a reclusive, openly gay artist and genius mind behind the cult classic tentacle p*rn webtoon series, Hachi (Not the Dog). And Warren, a moody and snobbish prick, who works as a bear mascot in the morning, and moonlights as the resident tsundere in a 24-hour boys’ love cafe at night. It doesn’t help that both guys are basically s*x on legs and are so effortlessly tempting as to make any straight guy–like you know, Jaime thinks he is–hot and bothered enough to start questioning his entire existence. And all of these while also wondering… Just wondering… Maybe stare and drool a bit every once in a while–but mostly, wondering– Do tentacle monsters wear strap-ons too? It's all humor and fluff and some warm, fuzzy snuggles (and tangles) in between. *Tentacles may or may not be included.